I have been refusing to sign up for Twitter for the longest time – to me (and a lot of people I know in my age group) that’s really just going too far – myspace, facebook, ok – even those sites don’t come naturally the older you get, but Twitter is just beyond the pale.
However, this guy tempts me to sign up – these are really funny. They’re just daily tweets from a guy named Justin of stuff his 73-year-old dad is saying day in and day out. Be forewarned, lots of cursing, etc.:
Ok, I’m going to bring up a dirty little secret about men and restrooms that most women probably don’t know about (although I’ve heard women can be just as bad about this). Men don’t wash they’re hands in restrooms about 1/2 the time. What the ???. You’re gonna catch swine flu and if I have to shake your hand I’d like to know you’re hand has been disinfected with soap and water after you just finished shaking something else. For the love of god, please wash your hands after being in the restroom. It’s disgusting. Oprah did a special and said you’re supposed to soap your hands for 15 seconds to make sure they’re clean. You think you’re getting away with it but God knows – and Oprah knows. I know too – I’ve seen it. And don’t think you’re fooling anyone by splashing some water quickly on your hands and then dashing out of the bathroom…
